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The
Sleepers
The 2001 Major League
Baseball season is more than a quarter over, and already there are some
major sparks flying. Wiseguy
here. And being a loyal MLB
fan, I’m loving every minute of the current season.
One thing I’ve found interesting so far is the many people and
teams doing well this year that, well, weren’t supposed to.
Commonly called sleepers, these players and ball clubs make a
season exciting and worth watching.
Keep in mind this article was written on June 18, 2001. Also, remember that these teams are highlighted because they
WEREN’T supposed to be doing well, so don’t e-mail me and ask me why
the Mariners aren’t mentioned. Here’s
a look at the rising teams and players you should keep eye out for and
bet the farm on this year.
The Minnesota Twins

Key Players:
- First baseman Doug Mientkiewicz is currently
batting .312 with 72 hits and 10 home runs.
That’s good, but nothing compared to the almost .400 he was
batting in the first two months of this season.
Look for him to warm up again and raise that average.
- 23-year-old shortstop Christian Guzman has
exploded into the majors with 77 hits, 6 homers, and 14 stolen bases
thus far in the season.
- 25-year-old pitcher Joe Mays has jump-started
his career, boasting 8 wins, a complete game shutout, and a 3.07 ERA.
- With 16 saves, closer LaTroy Hawkins is making
sure the Twins’ talented starting rotation gets their wins.
- Brad Radke, the “veteran” pitcher of the
ball club, is having no doubt the best year of his career, with 8 wins,
3 complete games, a shutout, and 63 strikeouts.

Twins’
Ace, Brad Radke |
Secret to Success:
Youth
With many new, young
players, the Minnesota Twins have the making of a great baseball
team. They have one
of the lowest pay rolls in the majors this year, and they are
still doing well. They are currently leading the AL Central, but
that’s nothing to brag about since their only competition is
the Cleveland Indians. With
a perfect combination of youth, experience, offensive power, and
defensive control, you can bank on seeing the Twins in the
postseason this year. All
they have to do is stay a little bit ahead of the Tribe.
|
The Philadelphia Phillies

Key Players:
- Starting pitcher Randy Wolf has 85 strikeouts.
That’s nothing to sneeze at.
- Closer Jose Mesa has one of the highest amounts
of saves in baseball with 17.
- Centerfielder Doug Glanville is making things
happen for the Phillies this year with 10 home runs, 74 hits, and 13
stolen bases.
- Although he may not be getting along with his
team too well, third baseman Scott Rolen is still an impact player in
the city of brotherly love. The
Phillies’ clean-up batter has bagged 40 RBI’s and 7 home runs.
- Shortstop Jimmy Rollins just can’t be caught
this season. He has 21
stolen bases.
- The club’s gem right now has to be right
fielder Bobby Abreu, who is ranked among the major league’s 20 best
players in many magazines and websites.
With 64 hits, 12 home runs, 45 RBI’s, and 16 stolen bases, this
all around all-star is leading the Phillies to victory after victory.

Phillies’
speedy powerhouse, Bobby Abreu |
Secret to Success:
Speed and Power
With the combination of an
easy 2001 NL East conference and a few key players, the Phillies
are flying high. This team has the best combination of speed and
power on offense I’ve seen in a long time.
Of course, the pitching staff could use some work.
They are currently leading the NL East.
However, this club must always beware the deadly Atlanta
Braves lurking in second place.
If, no WHEN the Braves start heating up, the Phillies
might get a reality check that will turn their hot start around. |
Chicago
Cubs

Key Players:
- Sammy Sosa, as has been the case for a couple
years now, is the single biggest offensive player this club has. This season, he boasts 19 homers, 62 RBI’s, and a .300
average.
- Co-closers Jeff Fassero and Tom “Flash”
Gordon have successfully saved a combination of 20 games.
- When I think of starting pitcher Jon Lieber,
one word comes to mind – NO! 3.32
ERA. - NO you may not score any runs!
7 wins, 3 complete games, and a shutout - NO you may not get any
hits! 70 strikeouts - NO
you may not even touch the damn ball!!!
- Veteran hurler Kevin Tapani has been completely
dominant this year with 8 wins and 54 strikeouts so far.
- A few years ago, a young pitcher named Kerry
Wood became one of now only three players to strike out 20 people in a
single game. Well, he’s
red hot again folks! 6
wins, 3.76 ERA, a few complete games and shutouts here and there, blah,
blah, blah… Those
momentous accomplishments pale in comparison to his whopping 114
strikeouts!
The
Heat-Packing Kerry Wood |
Secret to Success:
Pitching
Man, when’s the last
time the Cubs were doing good?
About half a century ago, that’s when!
I know when I think of teams that suck some major ass,
the Cubs are one of the first team that pops into my mind.
Well, at least that used to be the case.
With Sammy Sosa leading the offense, the Cubs are putting
runs on the board. But
the real story here is the pitching.
It is often said that the key to a successful season is
good pitching. The
Cubs are definitely proving this philosophy.
They are currently leading the NL Central.
And I think it’s safe to say everyone is rooting for
the original Bad News Bears to make it to the post season for
the first time in God knows how many years! |
Players
to Keep Your Eye On
Ichiro Suzuki |
Number: 51
Team: Seattle
Mariners
Bats: Left
Throws: Right
Height: 5-11
Weight: 157 lbs
Position: Right Field
Born: October 22, 1973, Kasugai, Japan
College: None
Year:
Rookie |
Ichiro!
Ichiro, Ichiro, Ichiro!
Who in the hell is this Ichiro?!?!
Why, its Ichiro Suzuki, the greatest thing Japan has
given the United States since Nintendo.
And you can bet the farm that he’ll be the American
League’s Rookie of the Year.
Just look at the stats.
His 23 stolen bases and 6 triples tell you that this
kid’s got speed – and lots of it.
He always seems to get hold of the ball too.
In his league-leading 304 at bats, he’s only struck out
16 times! Do you
have any idea how good that is? That means he only strikes out
once in every 14 at bats – that’s amazing.
Oh yeah, he’s also leading the majors in hits with an
astounding 108 of them. Look
for great things from this superstar of tomorrow in the years to
come. |
Albert
Pujols
 |
Number: 5
Team: St.
Louis Cardinals
Bats: Right
Throws: Right
Height: 6-3
Weight: 210 lbs
Position: 3rd Baseman
Born: January 16, 1980, Santo Domingo
College: Maple Woods (MO) CC
Year:
Rookie |
Called “The Future Edgar
Martinez” by teammate Mark McGwire, Albert Pujols is lighting
up the National League this year.
In his 68 games, he’s knocked 20 homers and accumulated
62 RBI’s. His 87
hits have also helped him to a high batting average, .352 to be
exact. His slugging
percentage is .656 – not too shabby for a rookie.
This guy’s gonna be big, trust me.
All this makes Pujols my pick for National League Rookie
of the Year.
|

Larry
Walker |
Number: 33
Team: Colorado
Rockies
Bats: Left
Throws: Right
Height: 6-3
Weight: 233 lbs
Position: Right Fielder
Born: December 1, 1966, Maple Ridge, British Columbia
College: None
Year:
13th |
The
Rockies’ veteran outfielder Larry Walker is having arguably
the best season of his career.
This guy has always been an impact player, but never like
this before. Check
out the stats. 82
hits, 7 stolen bases, 66 RBI’s and a whopping 21 home runs,
.346 average. Damn!
Sports Illustrated, MLB.com, and Yahoo Fantasy Baseball
rank him among the top ten players in baseball.
Unless he gets hurt (let’s face it, it happens to old
people) he will more than likely stay in that top ten all
season. Larry,
you’ve had it in you all along.
It’s just too bad you didn’t realize how good you are
until now. |

Hockey

Just
in case you haven't been living on earth these past few weeks, the Stanley
Cup Finals recently came to their close as the Colorado Avalanche
successfully ousted the New Jersey Devils in an intense 7-game
series. This victory, the first 7-game series since 1994 (and before
that, 1953), was an incredible feat for the Avalanche. On a roller
coaster series, at some points it seemed clinched for the Av's and at some
points hopeless. With this Stanley Cup Victory, Colorado captured
their second title in six years. Also with this victory, legendary
hockey marksman Ray Bourque finally received a Stanley Cup after a long 23
years of playing. 40 years old, Bourque has appeared in more
regular-season and playoff games (1,826) than anyone in NHL history, and
until this year he had never won a championship. "It feels great and
it's just going to get better," Bourque said. "I really had a
tough time holding everything back, right off the national anthem. Really
emotional, I couldn't let it go and it was tough to keep it together. We
found a way to do it, and I couldn't let it go until the end, until the
final buzzer." Another notable figure from the game was Patrick
Roy. Roy gave up just one goal in the final two contests and became
the first three-time winner of the Conn Smythe Trophy as the most valuable
player of the postseason.
The Colorado Avalanche Team Roster:
# |
Name |
Pos |
Ht |
Wt |
Born |
Birthplace |
1 |
* David
Aebischer |
G |
6.01 |
192 |
02-07-78 |
Fribourg, Swz |
2 |
Bryan
Muir |
D |
6.04 |
220 |
06-08-73 |
Winnipeg, Can |
4 |
Rob
Blake |
D |
6.04 |
219 |
12-10-69 |
Simcoe, Can |
7 |
Greg
De Vries |
D |
6.01 |
214 |
01-04-73 |
Sundridge, Can |
11 |
Chris
Dingman |
LW |
6.04 |
225 |
07-06-76 |
Edmonton, Can |
13 |
Dan
Hinote |
RW |
6.00 |
190 |
01-30-77 |
Leesburg, Usa |
14 |
Dave
Reid |
LW |
6.01 |
217 |
05-15-64 |
Toronto, Can |
19 |
Joe
Sakic |
C |
5.11 |
185 |
07-07-69 |
Burnaby, Can |
21 |
Peter
Forsberg |
C |
6.00 |
205 |
07-20-73 |
Ornskoldsvik, Swe |
23 |
Milan
Hejduk |
RW |
5.11 |
185 |
02-14-76 |
Usti, Cze |
24 |
Jon
Klemm |
D |
6.02 |
200 |
01-08-70 |
Cranbrook, Can |
25 |
Shjon
Podein |
LW |
6.02 |
199 |
03-05-68 |
Rochester, Usa |
26 |
Stephane
Yelle |
C |
6.01 |
190 |
05-09-74 |
Ottawa, Can |
27 |
Scott
Parker |
RW |
6.04 |
230 |
01-29-78 |
Hanford, Usa |
28 |
* Steven
Reinprecht |
C |
6.01 |
192 |
05-07-76 |
Edmonton, Can |
29 |
Eric
Messier |
LW |
6.01 |
200 |
10-29-73 |
Drummondville, Can |
33 |
Patrick
Roy |
G |
6.00 |
192 |
10-05-65 |
Quebec, Can |
37 |
Chris
Drury |
C |
5.10 |
185 |
08-20-76 |
Trumbull, Usa |
39 |
* Ville
Nieminen |
LW |
6.00 |
200 |
04-06-77 |
Tampere, Fin |
40 |
Alex
Tanguay |
LW |
6.00 |
190 |
11-21-79 |
Ste-justine, Can |
41 |
Martin
Skoula |
D |
6.03 |
214 |
10-28-79 |
Litomerice, Cze |
44 |
Nolan
Pratt |
D |
6.03 |
200 |
08-14-75 |
Fort Mcmurray, Can |
52 |
Adam
Foote |
D |
6.02 |
215 |
07-10-71 |
Toronto, Can |
77 |
Ray
Bourque |
D |
6.00 |
223 |
12-28-60 |
Montreal, Can |

Basketball

Another championship was
won in the past few weeks, this one by the Los Angeles Lakers as the
Western United States continues in its dominance in sports. Los
Angeles took its 13th NBA title with a 108-96 victory at Philadelphia in
game 5 of the NBA Finals. The Lakers went 15-1 in the postseason
action, the best postseason record in league history. Los Angeles also
became the first team to go undefeated on the road in the postseason with
an 8-0 record. Shaquille O'Neal obtained his second Most Valuable
Player award with 29 points and 13 rebounds. Kobe Bryant also had an
impressive finish with 26 points. Coach Phil Jackson won his eighth title
and trails only Boston's Red Auerbach, who won nine for a record. Jackson
said: "It was an unbelieveable run for us in the playoffs. My message
to them was we had to find a momentum gatherer at some point to get
momentum to go into the playoffs. They provided it by winning (eight
straight) before the season and we were off." The Lakers are three
titles away from the League Record for most titles. Los Angeles shot
71 percent (12-of-17) from beyond the arc, including six 3-pointers from G
Derek Fisher. The Lakers closed the season by winning 23 out of 24 games. |
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