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The Sleepers

The 2001 Major League Baseball season is more than a quarter over, and already there are some major sparks flying.  Wiseguy here.  And being a loyal MLB fan, I’m loving every minute of the current season.  One thing I’ve found interesting so far is the many people and teams doing well this year that, well, weren’t supposed to.  Commonly called sleepers, these players and ball clubs make a season exciting and worth watching.  Keep in mind this article was written on June 18, 2001.  Also, remember that these teams are highlighted because they WEREN’T supposed to be doing well, so don’t e-mail me and ask me why the Mariners aren’t mentioned.  Here’s a look at the rising teams and players you should keep eye out for and bet the farm on this year.

 

The Minnesota Twins

Key Players:

- First baseman Doug Mientkiewicz is currently batting .312 with 72 hits and 10 home runs.  That’s good, but nothing compared to the almost .400 he was batting in the first two months of this season.  Look for him to warm up again and raise that average.

- 23-year-old shortstop Christian Guzman has exploded into the majors with 77 hits, 6 homers, and 14 stolen bases thus far in the season. 

- 25-year-old pitcher Joe Mays has jump-started his career, boasting 8 wins, a complete game shutout, and a 3.07 ERA.

- With 16 saves, closer LaTroy Hawkins is making sure the Twins’ talented starting rotation gets their wins.

- Brad Radke, the “veteran” pitcher of the ball club, is having no doubt the best year of his career, with 8 wins, 3 complete games, a shutout, and 63 strikeouts.

Twins’ Ace, Brad Radke

Secret to Success:  Youth

With many new, young players, the Minnesota Twins have the making of a great baseball team.  They have one of the lowest pay rolls in the majors this year, and they are still doing well. They are currently leading the AL Central, but that’s nothing to brag about since their only competition is the Cleveland Indians.  With a perfect combination of youth, experience, offensive power, and defensive control, you can bank on seeing the Twins in the postseason this year.  All they have to do is stay a little bit ahead of the Tribe.

 

The Philadelphia Phillies

Key Players:

- Starting pitcher Randy Wolf has 85 strikeouts.  That’s nothing to sneeze at. 

- Closer Jose Mesa has one of the highest amounts of saves in baseball with 17.

- Centerfielder Doug Glanville is making things happen for the Phillies this year with 10 home runs, 74 hits, and 13 stolen bases.

- Although he may not be getting along with his team too well, third baseman Scott Rolen is still an impact player in the city of brotherly love.  The Phillies’ clean-up batter has bagged 40 RBI’s and 7 home runs.

- Shortstop Jimmy Rollins just can’t be caught this season.  He has 21 stolen bases.

- The club’s gem right now has to be right fielder Bobby Abreu, who is ranked among the major league’s 20 best players in many magazines and websites.  With 64 hits, 12 home runs, 45 RBI’s, and 16 stolen bases, this all around all-star is leading the Phillies to victory after victory.

Phillies’ speedy powerhouse, Bobby Abreu

Secret to Success:  Speed and Power

With the combination of an easy 2001 NL East conference and a few key players, the Phillies are flying high. This team has the best combination of speed and power on offense I’ve seen in a long time.  Of course, the pitching staff could use some work.  They are currently leading the NL East.  However, this club must always beware the deadly Atlanta Braves lurking in second place.  If, no WHEN the Braves start heating up, the Phillies might get a reality check that will turn their hot start around.

Chicago Cubs

Key Players:

- Sammy Sosa, as has been the case for a couple years now, is the single biggest offensive player this club has.  This season, he boasts 19 homers, 62 RBI’s, and a .300 average.

- Co-closers Jeff Fassero and Tom “Flash” Gordon have successfully saved a combination of 20 games.

- When I think of starting pitcher Jon Lieber, one word comes to mind – NO!  3.32 ERA. - NO you may not score any runs!  7 wins, 3 complete games, and a shutout - NO you may not get any hits!  70 strikeouts - NO you may not even touch the damn ball!!!

- Veteran hurler Kevin Tapani has been completely dominant this year with 8 wins and 54 strikeouts so far. 

- A few years ago, a young pitcher named Kerry Wood became one of now only three players to strike out 20 people in a single game.  Well, he’s red hot again folks!  6 wins, 3.76 ERA, a few complete games and shutouts here and there, blah, blah, blah…  Those momentous accomplishments pale in comparison to his whopping 114 strikeouts!

The Heat-Packing Kerry Wood

Secret to Success:  Pitching

Man, when’s the last time the Cubs were doing good?  About half a century ago, that’s when!  I know when I think of teams that suck some major ass, the Cubs are one of the first team that pops into my mind.  Well, at least that used to be the case.  With Sammy Sosa leading the offense, the Cubs are putting runs on the board.  But the real story here is the pitching.  It is often said that the key to a successful season is good pitching.  The Cubs are definitely proving this philosophy.  They are currently leading the NL Central.  And I think it’s safe to say everyone is rooting for the original Bad News Bears to make it to the post season for the first time in God knows how many years!

Players to Keep Your Eye On

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Ichiro Suzuki

Number: 51

Team: Seattle Mariners

Bats: Left
Throws: Right
Height: 5-11
Weight: 157 lbs
Position: Right Field
Born: October 22, 1973, Kasugai, Japan
College: None

Year: Rookie
Ichiro!  Ichiro, Ichiro, Ichiro!  Who in the hell is this Ichiro?!?!  Why, its Ichiro Suzuki, the greatest thing Japan has given the United States since Nintendo.  And you can bet the farm that he’ll be the American League’s Rookie of the Year.  Just look at the stats.  His 23 stolen bases and 6 triples tell you that this kid’s got speed – and lots of it.  He always seems to get hold of the ball too.  In his league-leading 304 at bats, he’s only struck out 16 times!  Do you have any idea how good that is? That means he only strikes out once in every 14 at bats – that’s amazing.  Oh yeah, he’s also leading the majors in hits with an astounding 108 of them.  Look for great things from this superstar of tomorrow in the years to come.

Albert Pujols

Number: 5

Team: St. Louis Cardinals

Bats: Right
Throws: Right
Height: 6-3
Weight: 210 lbs
Position: 3rd Baseman
Born: January 16, 1980, Santo Domingo
College: Maple Woods (MO) CC

Year: Rookie

Called “The Future Edgar Martinez” by teammate Mark McGwire, Albert Pujols is lighting up the National League this year.  In his 68 games, he’s knocked 20 homers and accumulated 62 RBI’s.  His 87 hits have also helped him to a high batting average, .352 to be exact.  His slugging percentage is .656 – not too shabby for a rookie.  This guy’s gonna be big, trust me.  All this makes Pujols my pick for National League Rookie of the Year.

 

Larry Walker

Number: 33

Team: Colorado Rockies

Bats: Left
Throws: Right
Height: 6-3
Weight: 233 lbs
Position: Right Fielder
Born: December 1, 1966, Maple Ridge, British Columbia
College: None

Year: 13th

The Rockies’ veteran outfielder Larry Walker is having arguably the best season of his career.  This guy has always been an impact player, but never like this before.  Check out the stats.  82 hits, 7 stolen bases, 66 RBI’s and a whopping 21 home runs, .346 average.  Damn!  Sports Illustrated, MLB.com, and Yahoo Fantasy Baseball rank him among the top ten players in baseball.  Unless he gets hurt (let’s face it, it happens to old people) he will more than likely stay in that top ten all season.  Larry, you’ve had it in you all along.  It’s just too bad you didn’t realize how good you are until now. 

 

Hockey

Just in case you haven't been living on earth these past few weeks, the Stanley Cup Finals recently came to their close as the Colorado Avalanche successfully ousted the New Jersey Devils in an intense 7-game series.  This victory, the first 7-game series since 1994 (and before that, 1953), was an incredible feat for the Avalanche.  On a roller coaster series, at some points it seemed clinched for the Av's and at some points hopeless.  With this Stanley Cup Victory, Colorado captured their second title in six years.  Also with this victory, legendary hockey marksman Ray Bourque finally received a Stanley Cup after a long 23 years of playing.  40 years old, Bourque has appeared in more regular-season and playoff games (1,826) than anyone in NHL history, and until this year he had never won a championship. "It feels great and it's just going to get better," Bourque said. "I really had a tough time holding everything back, right off the national anthem. Really emotional, I couldn't let it go and it was tough to keep it together. We found a way to do it, and I couldn't let it go until the end, until the final buzzer."  Another notable figure from the game was Patrick Roy.  Roy gave up just one goal in the final two contests and became the first three-time winner of the Conn Smythe Trophy as the most valuable player of the postseason.  

The Colorado Avalanche Team Roster:

# Name Pos Ht Wt Born Birthplace
1 * David Aebischer G 6.01 192 02-07-78 Fribourg, Swz
2 Bryan Muir D 6.04 220 06-08-73 Winnipeg, Can
4 Rob Blake D 6.04 219 12-10-69 Simcoe, Can
7 Greg De Vries D 6.01 214 01-04-73 Sundridge, Can
11 Chris Dingman LW 6.04 225 07-06-76 Edmonton, Can
13 Dan Hinote RW 6.00 190 01-30-77 Leesburg, Usa
14 Dave Reid LW 6.01 217 05-15-64 Toronto, Can
19 Joe Sakic C 5.11 185 07-07-69 Burnaby, Can
21 Peter Forsberg C 6.00 205 07-20-73 Ornskoldsvik, Swe
23 Milan Hejduk RW 5.11 185 02-14-76 Usti, Cze
24 Jon Klemm D 6.02 200 01-08-70 Cranbrook, Can
25 Shjon Podein LW 6.02 199 03-05-68 Rochester, Usa
26 Stephane Yelle C 6.01 190 05-09-74 Ottawa, Can
27 Scott Parker RW 6.04 230 01-29-78 Hanford, Usa
28 * Steven Reinprecht C 6.01 192 05-07-76 Edmonton, Can
29 Eric Messier LW 6.01 200 10-29-73 Drummondville, Can
33 Patrick Roy G 6.00 192 10-05-65 Quebec, Can
37 Chris Drury C 5.10 185 08-20-76 Trumbull, Usa
39 * Ville Nieminen LW 6.00 200 04-06-77 Tampere, Fin
40 Alex Tanguay LW 6.00 190 11-21-79 Ste-justine, Can
41 Martin Skoula D 6.03 214 10-28-79 Litomerice, Cze
44 Nolan Pratt D 6.03 200 08-14-75 Fort Mcmurray, Can
52 Adam Foote D 6.02 215 07-10-71 Toronto, Can
77 Ray Bourque D 6.00 223 12-28-60 Montreal, Can

Basketball

Another championship was won in the past few weeks, this one by the Los Angeles Lakers as the Western United States continues in its dominance in sports.  Los Angeles took its 13th NBA title with a 108-96 victory at Philadelphia in game 5 of the NBA Finals.  The Lakers went 15-1 in the postseason action, the best postseason record in league history. Los Angeles also became the first team to go undefeated on the road in the postseason with an 8-0 record.  Shaquille O'Neal obtained his second Most Valuable Player award with 29 points and 13 rebounds.  Kobe Bryant also had an impressive finish with 26 points. Coach Phil Jackson won his eighth title and trails only Boston's Red Auerbach, who won nine for a record. Jackson said: "It was an unbelieveable run for us in the playoffs. My message to them was we had to find a momentum gatherer at some point to get momentum to go into the playoffs. They provided it by winning (eight straight) before the season and we were off." The Lakers are three titles away from the League Record for most titles.  Los Angeles shot 71 percent (12-of-17) from beyond the arc, including six 3-pointers from G Derek Fisher. The Lakers closed the season by winning 23 out of 24 games.

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