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Hey screwballs, and welcome to the fantastic, ass-kicking Issue 5 of Screw Magazine. It's been a little less than five months since we first rocked your world, but we still got it. We've got fan e-mail and responses to website posts pouring in.
A lot of effort has gone into this issue so we hope you enjoy it. For any comments, questions, etc., visit the Feedback section of the magazine.
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"You said this little facade wouldn't last
guess I'm just a jackass" -- The Vandals, Jackass
June 24, 2001 - Sarah's Birthday
Everyone say happy birthday to Sarah at [email protected]
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Beer Good For Brain
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In the news:
Defective Televisions Cause Eye Cancer 8th Grader Sues School After Loosing Dodge-Ball Game
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| Editorials:
Anal Electricity Breasts and the HFStival Experience
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Investigative reporting:
Screw Magazine Helps Boost Lesbian Population
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In the news: |
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Beer Good For Brain |
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Defective Televisions Cause Eye Cancer |
| 8th Grader Sues School After Loosing Dodge-Ball Game |
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| Article 4 |
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Editorials: |
| Anal Electricity |
| My Pet Monkey Bobo |
| Breasts and the HFStival Experience |
| Editorial 4 |
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Investigative reporting: |
| A Whole Lotta Crap |
| Screw Magazine Helps Boost Lesbian Population |
| Results from Last Issue's Input |
| Who is the funniest comedian? |
| Favorite Mode of Death for N Sync |
| New Ideas For ScrewBuddies |
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